i have a friend on Facebook who constantly talks about his girlfriend via status updates. and he changes this every so often.
"oh, i can't wait to see her!"
"i get to see her tonight!"
"we had the best weekend together!"
"i miss u so much!"
"hugs & kisses to u, xoxo"
pathetic!!! did I mention he complements each of these status updates with little hearts? with f*****g little hearts. u might say this bothers me because i am a bitter person. u might say that or u might also agree with me. truth be told, i don't have a problem with other people's relationships. get as happy as you want. it's ur life anyway. my prediction is that it probably wouldn't last but hey—enjoy it while it does. and if it does last, well, u've got yourself a keeper. Just shut up about it.
we're no longer in the junior high & parading ur affection like that is no longer cute. and in all honestly, i don't give a s*** about ur girlfriend. u both deserve each other. Grow a pair. Next thing you know u'll be married with a bunch of squealing children and u'll update your Facebook status with something similar like this "a man is incomplete until he is married. after that, he is finished."
seriously...
"oh, i can't wait to see her!"
"i get to see her tonight!"
"we had the best weekend together!"
"i miss u so much!"
"hugs & kisses to u, xoxo"
pathetic!!! did I mention he complements each of these status updates with little hearts? with f*****g little hearts. u might say this bothers me because i am a bitter person. u might say that or u might also agree with me. truth be told, i don't have a problem with other people's relationships. get as happy as you want. it's ur life anyway. my prediction is that it probably wouldn't last but hey—enjoy it while it does. and if it does last, well, u've got yourself a keeper. Just shut up about it.
we're no longer in the junior high & parading ur affection like that is no longer cute. and in all honestly, i don't give a s*** about ur girlfriend. u both deserve each other. Grow a pair. Next thing you know u'll be married with a bunch of squealing children and u'll update your Facebook status with something similar like this "a man is incomplete until he is married. after that, he is finished."
seriously...
